I am sitting at my home this evening on what is perhaps the most undiscovered potential holiday for America.
Dear reader, I speak of Boxing Day. I speak of the mightiness that is December 26! A day that needs to be reclaimed and have its rightful spot in the pantheon of world holidays!
I sit here alone when I should have thrown a party. I should have thrown an event that was so grand, people would celebrate the joy of Grover Cleveland. We would have engaged in all manner of Boxing Day traditions, and we would have become better people for it.
Yet, this did not happen today. I feel I have let the world down by not truly claiming my birthright as the one who made Boxing Day the perfect way to spend a day with family. For the day after Christmas should be spent with friends and colleagues in a day of reflection and merriment.
This is not the night for me to prepare for what has already happened. Mine shall be a mission over the next 364 days to plan for something magnificent.
I just don't know what it is yet because it's Boxing Day.